Thank You, Hit Singles

Oh, this one is short and sweet, because we like everything nice and compact.
Just look at cellphones!

This is just a shout out to the hit singles.
Not just the songs featured on the radio
but the songs featured on television
and motion pictures! God, I love motion pictures
'cause I can just sit down and have
everything efficient! The experience is like
taking shits
and popping pills! HOORAY!

I'm kidding. I have nothing against liking singles or finding out about a band through whatever form of media. However, songwriters pour their souls just to have 90% of their shit ignored.

But no, we all want to be pop culture guys and dolls. I get it: I'm not featured in a cute movie with Michael Cera. Thank you, hit singles.